Thursday, November 6, 2014

nintendo direct

yesterday, nintendo did another one of thier "nintendo directs", and it was great. ill put in all the things they said.
1. MAJORAS MASK 3D
That creepy zelda game gets the 3ds port... yeah, i think ill pass. a internet ghost story was even based off of it.
2. CODENAME STEAM
this... um... semi-historical steampunk game has henry fleming, abe lincoln, tom sawyer, and even a lion with a special megaphone attack?!?! the most absurd part is that aliens are invading. definitely not your ordinary game with the 16th president.
3. NES REMIX
im not a nes remix guy, so this part kinda confused me.
4. CAPTAIN TOAD
getting this one for christmas. it chronicles the adventures of a toad with a big backpack and a headlight.
5.AMIIBO
not another skylanders copy... and the figures dont even unlock new characters. best we skip them.
6.MARIO KART 8 DLC
yes... link from zeldas in mario kart!!!
7.KIRBY AND THE RAINBOW CURSE
remember the kirby game that was based on paintings? well, this one is based on clay. yes, clay. apparently, other players can play as waddle dees(probably on the wiimote). they have much more control than kirby, but are weaker.
8. DUCK HUNT
the laughing dog is back for another round of games! he is a smash bros character now, but the exclusion of the ice climbers may make smashers weep with sadness. duck hunt will also be on the wii u virtual console.
9. MARIO CATS
yes. monster hunter 4 has cats with mario suits. capcom was nicer to this series than it was to mega man. mega man never wore a mario hat.
10.PIKMIN SHORTS
if the rabbids and pac man are getting the tv treatment, pikmin should get a tv show too. or at least shorts! the graphics are amazing, and it looks super awesome!
11.XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X
this sequel to XENOBLADE CHRONICLES is not set on the dead bodies of rock giants like the first game. instead, it takes place on... earth? so far, we've seen areas like "new los angeles",  but what confirms that this game and it's predecessor are in the same universe is that a cute and fuzzy species is in both games. 
12. SPLATOON SINGLE PLAYER
you battle tentacle monsters in single player. it seems you are collecting caviar also. are they for food or are you trying to save the descendants of a fish species? nobody knows. but one thing is for sure- I AM GETTING THIS GAME.

lets cut out the boring parts.

1. CODENAME STEAM
this... um... semi-historical steampunk game has henry fleming, abe lincoln, tom sawyer, and even a lion with a special megaphone attack?!?! the most absurd part is that aliens are invading. definitely not your ordinary game with the 16th president.
2. CAPTAIN TOAD
getting this one for christmas. it chronicles the adventures of a toad with a big backpack and a headlight.
3. MARIO KART 8 DLC
yes... link from zeldas in mario kart!!!
4. KIRBY AND THE RAINBOW CURSE
remember the kirby game that was based on paintings? well, this one is based on clay. yes, clay. apparently, other players can play as waddle dees(probably on the wiimote). they have much more control than kirby, but are weaker.
5. DUCK HUNT
the laughing dog is back for another round of games! he is a smash bros character now, but the exclusion of the ice climbers may make smashers weep with sadness. duck hunt will also be on the wii u virtual console.
6. MARIO CATS
yes. monster hunter 4 has cats with mario suits. capcom was nicer to this series than it was to mega man. mega man never wore a mario hat.
7.PIKMIN SHORTS
if the rabbids and pac man are getting the tv treatment, pikmin should get a tv show too. or at least shorts! the graphics are amazing, and it looks super awesome!
8. SPLATOON SINGLE PLAYER
you battle tentacle monsters in single player. it seems you are collecting caviar also. are they for food or are you trying to save the descendants of a fish species? nobody knows. but one thing is for sure- I AM GETTING THIS GAME.