MINECRAFT IS BECOMING REAL

Hey guys, remember the minecraft verses? well, i have MORE breaking news. Minecraft is becoming real! First, a so-called "man-at-arms" made a real diamond sword!

 This sword is fully usable and sharp. The maker will have no problem when the zombies attack. Wonder if its real diamond though. There are plenty of foam minecraft swords and pickaxes, but this non-foam sword is EPIC. And you can buy a minecraft torch and redstone ore that light up now! Not to mention minecraft masks. And nature is affected too! Remember the minecraft watermelons? There are real cube watermelons!

How did they get the shape? They grew inside cube containers. There are even trees with cube trunks!

Unlike the watermelons, these are not man-made. Well, i hope this blog post brightens your day.
See you,

ANDREW

MINECRAFT in the BIBLE!!! NOT JOKING!!!

hey guys, i'm back. minecraft is all the rage nowadays. but what about bible times? surprisingly, its true! MINECRAFT is in the bible! get your bible and flip to JOB 28 1-11, kids, as we get ready to rock your world. scratch that, we have the minecraft verses right here!

There is a mine for silver
    and a place where gold is refined.
² Iron is taken from the earth,
    and copper is smelted from ore.
³ Mortals put an end to the darkness;
    they search out the farthest recesses
    for ore in the blackest darkness.
⁴ Far from human dwellings they cut a shaft,
    in places untouched by human feet;
    far from other people they dangle and sway.
⁵ The earth, from which food comes,
    is transformed below as by fire;
⁶ lapis lazuli comes from its rocks,
    and its dust contains nuggets of gold.
⁷ No bird of prey knows that hidden path,
    no falcon’s eye has seen it.
⁸ Proud beasts do not set foot on it,
    and no lion prowls there.
⁹ People assault the flinty rock with their hands
    and lay bare the roots of the mountains.
¹⁰ They tunnel through the rock;
    their eyes see all its treasures.
¹¹ They search^[a] the sources of the rivers
    and bring hidden things to light.

theres even lapis lazuli in the verses! and smelting too! did you even notice BUTTER(gold)?!?! this blog post is very short. it ends here right now. see you later.

ANDREW