MINECRAFT IS BECOMING REAL

Hey guys, remember the minecraft verses? well, i have MORE breaking news. Minecraft is becoming real! First, a so-called "man-at-arms" made a real diamond sword!

 This sword is fully usable and sharp. The maker will have no problem when the zombies attack. Wonder if its real diamond though. There are plenty of foam minecraft swords and pickaxes, but this non-foam sword is EPIC. And you can buy a minecraft torch and redstone ore that light up now! Not to mention minecraft masks. And nature is affected too! Remember the minecraft watermelons? There are real cube watermelons!

How did they get the shape? They grew inside cube containers. There are even trees with cube trunks!

Unlike the watermelons, these are not man-made. Well, i hope this blog post brightens your day.
See you,

ANDREW

MINECRAFT in the BIBLE!!! NOT JOKING!!!

hey guys, i'm back. minecraft is all the rage nowadays. but what about bible times? surprisingly, its true! MINECRAFT is in the bible! get your bible and flip to JOB 28 1-11, kids, as we get ready to rock your world. scratch that, we have the minecraft verses right here!

There is a mine for silver
    and a place where gold is refined.
² Iron is taken from the earth,
    and copper is smelted from ore.
³ Mortals put an end to the darkness;
    they search out the farthest recesses
    for ore in the blackest darkness.
⁴ Far from human dwellings they cut a shaft,
    in places untouched by human feet;
    far from other people they dangle and sway.
⁵ The earth, from which food comes,
    is transformed below as by fire;
⁶ lapis lazuli comes from its rocks,
    and its dust contains nuggets of gold.
⁷ No bird of prey knows that hidden path,
    no falcon’s eye has seen it.
⁸ Proud beasts do not set foot on it,
    and no lion prowls there.
⁹ People assault the flinty rock with their hands
    and lay bare the roots of the mountains.
¹⁰ They tunnel through the rock;
    their eyes see all its treasures.
¹¹ They search^[a] the sources of the rivers
    and bring hidden things to light.

theres even lapis lazuli in the verses! and smelting too! did you even notice BUTTER(gold)?!?! this blog post is very short. it ends here right now. see you later.

ANDREW

news regarding pixar films

Hey guys,

remember toy story? it was released in 1995. it chronicles the tales of the stories of woody and buzz. lets just sum it up this way. On andy's birthday, buzz was the new kid and town and woody wasn't amused. So woody pushed buzz out the window and the 2 toys got stuck in a chuck-e-cheese style pizza planet. But they got captured hostage in the claw machine by sid, the kid who likes to blow up toys with bombs. Yes, real bombs. So they are stuck in sids home, and buzz is faced with the big one strapped to his back. until they come to life in front of sid and freak his pajammies out. But then they have to make a run for it to get to the family car(the family is moving) and buzz is free from the evil rocket and flies to the van. And everybody lives happily ever after- except sid.

The audience loved it so much, that in 1999, they had a sequel involving a greedy guy who wants to take woody to japan.

And the audience has a natural hunger for MORE! So... in 2010, 11 years later, woody and the toys are stuck in a hellish day care center ruled by a evil teddy bear named lotso in TOY STORY #! i meant 3, but who cares?

Of course, its easy to forget classics. Monsters inc. for example, was released in 2001. Sulley finds a toddler and develops a friendship while trying to get her home. At the end, it is proven kids aren't toxic, and laughter is obviously 10 times more powerful than screams. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A SEQUEL???

I knew it. fortunately for monsters inc. fans, in june 21, after a 12 years longer sequel drought than toy story, monsters U will release this year. What? not a video game, the U stands for university. hmm, should we call it a sequel or a prequel?

WHADDABOUT FINDING NEMO?

I knew you would keep requesting these news. Google "finding nemo sequel". Almost instantly, you will see a result called "finding dory". Ill bet your aunt everybody loves dory more than raymond. 

Sadly...(sigh) looks like bugs life WONT have a sequel. Just did a google. the cast just died a tragic death. HOAX OR NOT? you decide. well thats all. see you next time.

ANDREW(the stupid logo is finally gone!)

Ikachan released!

the image from the nintendo power article

Yesterday I was going around Nintendo's website when I caught wind Ikachan released. Nintendo power did a article about it in it's March 2011 issue. It has been a while, considering it has been almost 2 years. If there's one major mistake game-makers can make, it's revealing their games when it is not close to the release. The result  is a bunch of agitated gamers. Bummer. So why buy a game that is from the makers of cave story, a game that I think my mom will not allow? Mom reads EVERY issue of nintendo power before giving it to me. She liked the game in the article. Beside, on the day i bought it... IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE 3DS CAME TO OUR HOME!!! "WOOT!(party blower)" Hoo-ha, hoo-ha...(panting) That was quite the explanation. The q button on the mac is broken so it will not work. I simply copy one off the internet. If you ever get the chance to buy the game, BUY IT! The music is great, and the pixel-artwork is simply superb. I've waited almost 2 years. It's worth the 5 dollars.(actually, 4 dollars and 99 cents, but i'm rounding off.)
may the sporks be with you.
(I hate that logo. I am thinking about deleting it from the start of making a new blog post. But I don't want it to be permanently gone. But I think it is like Justin Beiber; no matter how much you want him to go away, he won't. Except the logo won't. I can't find the time to do it.)