beef jerky panic

one day, mom asked me if wanted to go for a 3 hour and a half drive to get beef jerky(thats cow).

god told me to say yes, but i had a HORRIBLE thought - a cow could hear it on the radio. if he or she was offended, the cow would(that sounds more like cow wood)set up a cow army. the worry?

OUR. HOUSE. CRUSHED. will we meet a fate - OF COW!?!? find out.